TOP TEN signs that remote working isn’t for you
In the pure spirit of The Late Night Shows, here is my personal “TOP TEN Signs remote working isn’t for you” list. This is an essential draft for a Desk Piece with jokes about Remote Working, seen from the humorous angle of a helpless remote worker (is there any sign you find particularly true?).
Starting from…
Sign #10: You love this job because you appreciate how modern joypads are getting better and better
Sign #9: You believe instant messages are for coffee machines
Sign #8: You wonder why all those people on the screen are looking at you
Sign #7: You believe a sound check is something you give to your naughty pet
Sign #6: You look under the table when they tell you the connection is down
Sign #5: You keep forgetting your only password is “password”
Sign #4: You bought new headphones with a longer cable to make long-distance calls
Sign #3: You wonder how remote retreating might be
Sign #2: You stare in disbelief at the Flat Earth on the time zone map (you KNEW it!)
Sign #1: You are happy remote work is remote, wherever it is
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Author and journalist for many decades, Nick Gandolfi thrives in the complex world of digital and content marketing where he curates the many contents and digital services which float on the web. A storyteller at heart, Nick Gandolfi published comics, kid tales, mystery novels, tech, history, and educational articles (few e-books too). Nick Gandolfi firmly believes that all stories are important because they go to the heart of things and people.
